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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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