Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Cancer.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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man boobs

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Blind people can't read this.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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