Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Anagram.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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whats really hot the sun

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Ha

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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