I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Penis-Pump

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Type 2 diabetics

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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