Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Hippopatomous!

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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