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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Six million.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Six million.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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