- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

A woman leaves the kitchen.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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