Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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