Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Mitt Romney.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Wats a joke?

Women's Rights

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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