Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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women's rights

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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