How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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democracy

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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