- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

¿melano?

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Take my wife- to the store.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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