- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Watch your lips.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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