- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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