Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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