- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Chuck Norris died.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Knock knock runs away laughing

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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