what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Jared Gough is a slut

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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What is next?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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