This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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