- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10=? 19

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

anne hatthaway

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Women

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

The Bible

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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