What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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