A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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i love huge wieners.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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