- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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