Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Obama.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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