I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Mitt Romney.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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