Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Toaster

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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