How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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