Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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minecraft

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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