- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

knock knock who's there?

monkey sponge

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

what is big and white? the moon

hello

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

the real mccoy

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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