If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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This is not a joke.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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