- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's dead? Your mum.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock Knock. Come in.

A russian gives away vodka.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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