What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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