Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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