- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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A black guy with his family.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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