Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Justin Beiber

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Women's Rights.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Joay impistato is a fig

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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