What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

lyren is a big meanyhead

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

thumb_up thumb_down -41

As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

thumb_up thumb_down -47

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

thumb_up thumb_down +72

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Women's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

My butt!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +44

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What's brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down +38

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

thumb_up thumb_down +36

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops