I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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