A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

Women's Rights.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

My butt!!!!

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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