- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Niki Minaj's ass

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Garry Glitters on here

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??