what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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PUDDING

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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I like pom

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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