what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What is White over Black? Society.

The WNBA

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what do you watch ? a tv

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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