- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Penis

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Dancing Potatoe!

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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