- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Once upon a time.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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