What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Knock knock. Death.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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^that joke a piece of shit

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