Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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