Its true, he didnt write that!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Matt is not funny.

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no

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Male penises.

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Anti Joke

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