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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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