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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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