How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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