- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Penis-Pump

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Obamacare haters

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Women.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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