How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Women's Rights.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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