Colby is gay.... thats it

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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anti jokes

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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