Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Nothing yet CC

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Anti Joke

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